willpowred:

lesbianplebeian:

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

shock:

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

motelmachines:

play-doh-slut:

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

umbrella-kun:

Someone: *slightly raises their voice on you*

Me for the next 10 years:

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

hookedonafeelwhennogf:

:^)

:^)               へ(´д｀へ)

:^)          へ(´д｀へ)

:^)    へ(´д｀へ)

:^)へ(´д｀へ)

:^)へ(´д｀へ)

:/^へ(´д｀へ)

:O（ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^

>:O    （ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^

>:(         （ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^

:(                （ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^

>:(▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一              ^-(´д｀)/

Not this time mutherfucker

l4422l:

It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea what’s going on in your life

frankyourdeath:

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.